Your Gym Selfies Are Horrible And So Are You

Your Gym Selfies Are Horrible And So Are You

“Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.” – Raynomd Carver First off, fuck your selfie and the gym you claim. Nobody has any interest in your yoga classes and your progress before the Bahamas. We don’t care about clean...
A Guide To Offending Liberals And Conservatives

A Guide To Offending Liberals And Conservatives

If you’re reading this and the only thing rattling around in your head is that only liberals get offended, you’re probably an easily offended conservative.  Yes, liberals are easily offended.  People as a whole are easily offended.  There is one necessity to good...
Why Men Date Up And Women Date Down

Why Men Date Up And Women Date Down

Generally speaking, good looking people date other good looking people.  That doesn’t mean a nine always dates a nine, but for the most part, it’s in the same ball park.  What you will rarely ever see is an attractive guy, with a fairly unattractive woman.  Why?  This...