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I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum. We really need Rowdy Roddy Piper these days to rid us of these aliens. That’s what they look like to me. Aliens. There’s no way any human born on this earth would be acting this way out in the open unless they were from some other planet and didn’t know exactly how to fit in. I did work with one of these cringe people who was all in to dungeons and dragons and he was definitely socially awkward, but in work clothes, there was no way to know he was one of these D&D larpers on the weekend. That’s where you need the sun glasses from They Live so we can know where these aliens are at all times. Plus, they are some pretty cool shades, let’s be honest. So, we should model our lives after Rowdy Roddy Piper and his fight against the alien overlords that are trying to rule us all.


Don’t inject marijuanas!


wow…that’s aggressive.  Just use grindr bro



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