When it comes to Stranger Things, I’m embarrassed to admit I watched the entire 2nd season in just one night. Netflix really is the devil. They know that everybody who has a subscription has a fat slob deep down inside of them. The kind of person who would go days without showering or leaving the house if it was socially acceptable. People who would order pizza and eat nothing but the leftovers for every single meal. The kind of people who call in sick to work just to play video games. The kind of people who don’t wear condoms. The kind of people who never pick up the mes and clutter in their home. The kind of people who never clean the shower or mop the floors. The kind of people who couldn’t even tell you if their vacuum cleaner is functioning. I don’t even want to mention the filth on the sheets and pillows in their bedroom. We all have that person somewhere deep inside of us and it comes out when you’re coming down off a bender and when you binge watch a show or a series on Netflix. Embrace it. We’re all filthy pigs.
We know. We know
That looks like a solid breakfast to me. I’m going to make some today.