It sucks getting older. I was reading an article about millennials today and people in the comments were talking about us like we are young kids who have no idea what’s going on in the world and therefore we should be excused. A good chunk of us are in our 30’s and late 20’s so it was kind of strange to have people talk about me like I’m an ignorant child. But, then again, I am still single with no prospects in side in regards to marriage. I was constantly reminded of this by relatives at dinner. Now I have three weeks before Christmas to find a pseudo girlfriend to make my parents think there’s a small chance I might have something serious in the works and get everybody else off my back. That’s why I’m swiping aggressively on Tinder. If you see me on there, swipe right and be my pretend girlfriend for a few days in December. You’ll get food and drinks out of it and it’ll actually be fun. Oh yeah, and be really attractive to distract them from the fact we just met.
Jump on it, let’s do it, ride it, my pony.
That’s a good jaw structure