by jake | Nov 15, 2017 | Articles
The most asked question by Dungeons and Dragons players worldwide. 1. A Third Armpit – I guess that’s an acceptable answer. 2. A 9-volt battery – ouch, hopefully not. 3. Duck sauce – I’ve never had duck sauce, so I can’t say for...
by alex | Sep 28, 2017 | Articles
“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.” – Kurt Vonnegut Throughout my college years I worked many hospitality jobs and spent many hours eavesdropping conversations of women on vacation. After college I...
by alex | Sep 27, 2017 | Articles
Men are governed by lines of intellect – women: by curves of emotion. – James Joyce A good friend of mine once took out a friend’s new roommate on a blind date. He told her to wear a dress but to make sure it wasn’t a white one. The destination was his...
by alex | Sep 26, 2017 | Articles
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.” – Oscar Wilde Close your eyes right now. Imagine you’re at a coffee shop, or a bar and you’re listening to a woman talk to her friend about her ex who just dumped her. As she’s...
by alex | Sep 25, 2017 | Articles
“Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.” – Raynomd Carver First off, fuck your selfie and the gym you claim. Nobody has any interest in your yoga classes and your progress before the Bahamas. We don’t care about clean...
