Women:  Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

Women: Remove Hiking From Your Tinder Profile

“If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” – David Sedaris What is the biggest turn off? Hiking for the win. I know you’re trying to portray yourself as outdoorsy and adventurous but when all your...
A Guide To Offending Liberals And Conservatives

A Guide To Offending Liberals And Conservatives

If you’re reading this and the only thing rattling around in your head is that only liberals get offended, you’re probably an easily offended conservative.  Yes, liberals are easily offended.  People as a whole are easily offended.  There is one necessity to good...
Why Men Date Up And Women Date Down

Why Men Date Up And Women Date Down

Generally speaking, good looking people date other good looking people.  That doesn’t mean a nine always dates a nine, but for the most part, it’s in the same ball park.  What you will rarely ever see is an attractive guy, with a fairly unattractive woman.  Why?  This...
Why You Should Never Take A Woman To Dinner On The First Date

Why You Should Never Take A Woman To Dinner On The First Date

Rule #1:  Never take a woman to dinner on the first date.  I worked at a hotel when I was in college and my manager had hired her roommate and best friend which meant I overheard a lot of girl talk between the two.  One day, my manager was talking about how money was...