by alex | Sep 28, 2017 | Articles
“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.” – Kurt Vonnegut Throughout my college years I worked many hospitality jobs and spent many hours eavesdropping conversations of women on vacation. After college I...
by alex | Sep 27, 2017 | Articles
Men are governed by lines of intellect – women: by curves of emotion. – James Joyce A good friend of mine once took out a friend’s new roommate on a blind date. He told her to wear a dress but to make sure it wasn’t a white one. The destination was his...
by alex | Sep 25, 2017 | Articles
“Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.” – Raynomd Carver First off, fuck your selfie and the gym you claim. Nobody has any interest in your yoga classes and your progress before the Bahamas. We don’t care about clean...
by alex | Sep 21, 2017 | Articles
If you’re reading this and the only thing rattling around in your head is that only liberals get offended, you’re probably an easily offended conservative. Yes, liberals are easily offended. People as a whole are easily offended. There is one necessity to good...
by alex | Sep 20, 2017 | Articles
Generally speaking, good looking people date other good looking people. That doesn’t mean a nine always dates a nine, but for the most part, it’s in the same ball park. What you will rarely ever see is an attractive guy, with a fairly unattractive woman. Why? This...
