by alex | Sep 22, 2017 | Articles
“If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” – David Sedaris What is the biggest turn off? Hiking for the win. I know you’re trying to portray yourself as outdoorsy and adventurous but when all your...
by alex | Sep 21, 2017 | Articles
If you’re reading this and the only thing rattling around in your head is that only liberals get offended, you’re probably an easily offended conservative. Yes, liberals are easily offended. People as a whole are easily offended. There is one necessity to good...
by alex | Sep 20, 2017 | Articles
Generally speaking, good looking people date other good looking people. That doesn’t mean a nine always dates a nine, but for the most part, it’s in the same ball park. What you will rarely ever see is an attractive guy, with a fairly unattractive woman. Why? This...
by alex | Sep 18, 2017 | Articles
Rule #1: Never take a woman to dinner on the first date. I worked at a hotel when I was in college and my manager had hired her roommate and best friend which meant I overheard a lot of girl talk between the two. One day, my manager was talking about how money was...
by Bradley | Jul 16, 2017 | Articles
Yeah, that’s right; you did what every single warm-blooded human being on this planet has been doing (or trying to do) since they discovered that their genitals (and buttholes, for the more adventurous) can be used for more than expelling waste… You had sex; only this...
