by alex | Sep 27, 2017 | Savage
Just remember, things could always be worse. Right now, all of Puerto Rico is without power. What does that mean for them? It means no Facebook. It means no Tasteless Gentlemen. That means now dankness, savagery or spicy memes. Right now they are stuck in the dark for...
by alex | Sep 26, 2017 | Articles
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.” – Oscar Wilde Close your eyes right now. Imagine you’re at a coffee shop, or a bar and you’re listening to a woman talk to her friend about her ex who just dumped her. As she’s...
by alex | Sep 26, 2017 | Fan Submissions
Last Sunday morning I woke up about an hour before game time. I wanted to make sure I was able to set my fantasy football roster before all the morning games started. After that I had my breakfast and coffee when jump-started my dad and kick-started my colon. While...
by alex | Sep 25, 2017 | Articles
“Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.” – Raynomd Carver First off, fuck your selfie and the gym you claim. Nobody has any interest in your yoga classes and your progress before the Bahamas. We don’t care about clean...
by alex | Sep 22, 2017 | Savage
Does anyone remember the book Where The wild Things Are from when they were kids? I want to write an adult version of a book like that but for savage things. Maybe make it a coffee table book with some of the most offensive jokes and memes from all over the world. It...
