by alex | Sep 22, 2017 | Articles
“If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” – David Sedaris What is the biggest turn off? Hiking for the win. I know you’re trying to portray yourself as outdoorsy and adventurous but when all your...
by alex | Sep 21, 2017 | Articles
If you’re reading this and the only thing rattling around in your head is that only liberals get offended, you’re probably an easily offended conservative. Yes, liberals are easily offended. People as a whole are easily offended. There is one necessity to good...
by alex | Sep 20, 2017 | Fan Submissions
All I have in this world is my memes and the internet, and I don’t break em for nobody. I imagine were Scarface made today, it would be about some guy in his late twenties to early thirties hoarding memes on the internet and his downfall would be that he wanted...
by alex | Sep 20, 2017 | Articles
Generally speaking, good looking people date other good looking people. That doesn’t mean a nine always dates a nine, but for the most part, it’s in the same ball park. What you will rarely ever see is an attractive guy, with a fairly unattractive woman. Why? This...
by alex | Sep 19, 2017 | Tasteless Memes
Yes, savage memes are great but we all need a little variety in our lives. Also, you need to have a meme for every scenario life throws your way. This is especially important when it comes to dating. Women love it when you send them all kinds of cute things and a meme...
