Handcuffing season is officially upon us. It’s like musical chairs so you better do you best to find a good seat early before you’re left with nothing. Keep swiping right on Tinder as much as you can because as desperation seeps in, you’ll b able to get yourself a much more attractive woman than you deserve. That’s the great thing about the market, when people start coupling up, it gives you an opportunity to out kick your coverage. I can honestly say the most attractive women I’ve dated was during the fall and winter. So start planting your seeds right now and make sure you have enough heat and blankets are your place because it’s going to be a long winter.
She just had a baby and now she’s already looking to reload? I’ll pass. It’s a trap
This is a special one