Is your name Bambi?
That’s good news, so you won’t be upset when I pass.
Check for peen, then smash. Also check freezer.
Gingers. Not. Even. Once.
You sound fat, I’m going to need to see some nudes first.
No ATM… ATPTM? Still Smash.
Check for country of origin and smash.
Pass.
Listen Casey, if your parents really named you KC, they are assholes. Snap me your GPS coordinates.