Today was a very sad day in the life of a single man. For some reason, Tinder won’t let me login. This means I might have to go back to the old ways of hitting up happy hour and trying to meet women at all the bars nearby. The real issue with that is it takes too long and it’s way more expensive. It’s so much easier just to swipe right while you’re sitting there and watching TV and line up a booty call, or multiple booty calls throughout the week without even having to leave your home. Even better, you don’t have to go out to eat when they come over. All you have to do is order food on Postmates, stream a movie on Netflix and next thing you know you’re tongue punching her fart box with Rick and Morty playing in the background. You just squeezed a three date process into 3 hours, it’s all about efficiency.
This might be the only fannipack I can support
wait, that doesn’t make any sense