What’s new in the dating world? Nothing really. I feel like it’s time for a new update, a new app. Something that isn’t as tired as Tinder. Tinder is like Facebook, it’s almost become a part of every day life for the single, and let’s be real, you’re not finding a relationship from the app. What about an app that sets you up on a musical chairs like group date where 5 people have to meet up, then at the end of the date, two pairs go home with each other leaving one sad loser to go home alone. Another idea, an app that matches insanely hot women who have been cheating on and don’t want to be hurt again with lonely and unattractive men who will worship them and never to anything to hurt them. Maybe a sugar mama app would be good as well, because I’m tired of dating all these broke women. I want a sweet old lady to take care of me just so long as I dust her hairy thang off a few times a week.
Anybody doing any shopping this holiday season?
She seems trustworthy and clean. She’s now blowing over in the wind