I think this year I need to finally bring a date home for Thanksgiving. All my friends are married and having kids and I constantly end up in situations where I’m the only single person there. On top of that, I have no real excuse to break away from my family while I’m back home because I can’t get away from family stuff just to smash some random Tinder broad while I’m back home. So for the next two weeks, I’m dedicating my Tinder endeavors to finding a suitable Thanksgiving date. Preferably one with a foul mouth and a background as a stripper and possibly 3 or 4 kids with two baby daddies. I need this type of woman to come home with me for the week, all so my parents never ask me again if I’m going to bring a woman home with me.
Now that’s sexy
This is the kind of woman I’m looking for