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Does anyone remember the book Where The wild Things Are from when they were kids? I want to write an adult version of a book like that but for savage things. Maybe make it a coffee table book with some of the most offensive jokes and memes from all over the world. It would be a great conversation starter for when Becky and John your mundane coworkers come over for a dinner party and have their delicate Christian sensibilities shocked when they open a coffee table book chalk full of the most vulgar and offensive things curated into one collection. You might want to have the bible near by so so they can immediately cleanse themselves from what you put them through. The whole purpose of this is so that people you don’t ever want to have to invite over or hang out with will never ask you do do anything else ever again. Chess not checkers.

Hey, now. That’s just cold

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This Sunday morning I woke up about an hour before game time. I wanted to make sure I was able to set my fantasy football roster before all the morning games started. After that I had my breakfast and coffee when jump-started my dad and kick-started my colon. While sitting there dropping my morning glory the morning games started and the national anthem began to play. It was a great conundrum I was in considering I was turtling and I had to make a choice. Do I dare remain seated and disrespect everybody who ever served in the military and our country, or do I disrespect the cleanliness of my own bathroom (and we all know cleanliness is next to Godliness). Then I realized it didn’t matter at all. Nobody really cares, it’s all a bunch of phony patriotism and keyboard warriors who act like this is a big deal. The easily offended left and the easily offended right do battle and all I want to do is drop a deuce is peace.

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