I really don’t understand why people want to get married these days. Almost all of my friends growing up had divorced parents and of those friends, all of them are married. You would think they would’ve learned their lesson growing up. On top of that, now you don’t even need to get married because with all the dating apps, you can keep a steady stream of girlfriends and booty calls forever. On top of that, as long as you have a strong pullout game, you don’t have to ever worry about having kids. This leaves you free to do whatever you want. But if you’re not very bright, what you ended up doing is getting locked up for life and don’t get out till old age like Brooks. I prefer to be free and far away from Shawshank prison. I’ll be on the Pacific working on my boat and enjoying the single life.
My ex used to just stare at me like she wanted to kill me for no reason. That’s how I knew she was starting her period.
That’s true love