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the floor is healthy sleeping

Haven’t had one of those since my first year in college.  I hear it’s nice though


the floor is hummus

I will willing bathe in hummus.  It’s incredible and it’s remarkable it hasn’t brought peace to the middle east


the floor is 8 hours

Only when I go on a 5 day bender will and my body is recovering can I get more than 8 hours of sleep



the floor is pineapple pizza

absolutely disgusting.  Who is the madman that created this stuff?


the floor is real eyebrows

You have to be neck deep in this because there’s no other options


the floor is kevin durant

How can you be the MVP with hair like that?






the floor is survivors

Well, some survived.  That’s the good news


the floor is original

The place where everybody thinks they’re funny and original but recycle old material just the same


the floor is capitalism

Seize the means of production



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