by alex | Aug 2, 2017 | Savage
What a time to be alive. In order to get offensive humor you used to have to wait until a comedian came to the local comedy club to perform. You also had to hope if was an offensive comedian. Now, the internet allows us to completely desensitize ourselves with...
by alex | Jul 31, 2017 | Savage
Summer an be rough because the heat an really get to us. It causes us to make bad decisions as you can see in the spike in the murder rate. On top of that, it gets to be way too hot outside to be wearing condoms which means I’m going in raw and possibly making...
by alex | Jul 27, 2017 | Savage
The savage life is the life for me. I can’t control it. This is probably one of the main reasons I don’t work in an office environment anymore. For example, at my old job we were in a meeting to discuss company culture. One of the issues was a low morale...
by alex | Jul 13, 2017 | Tasteless Memes
How should I describe this big steaming dump? Let me give it a go. This steaming dump is like you’ve been on a 3 day bender drinking all the alcohol you could imagine and doing all of the cocaine you could possibly imagine. On top of that, at the end of every...
by alex | Jul 11, 2017 | Savage
With the country and the whole world falling apart and the impending doom of civilization on the horizon, why not spend your time left here on earth laughing at all kinds of offensive humor? I mean, since life never works out for me as an individual, why would it work...