If your combined age is 20 and you’re both coming, saddle up.
Never pass up on an opportunity to 3x your age. Smash into the grave.
I’ve seen you on a milk carton, if you’re still alive, then smash.
I’m your guy, you’re way too hot to not cum inside.
Done been smashed, which means you can’t get pregnant, so smash no rubber.
Good, because I wasn’t sure if I was going to pass or pass.
Was your other dream in life to have your hair pulled from behind? Because I’m a genie.
So you’re going to call me dad. That’s ok, smash.
And beautiful green wings, smash.