This is a pretty aggressive stance, so I’m going to have to assume you like it rough, smash all day.
You had me at butt.
This ain’t the 70’s that’s a little too much gold. Rob her and smash.
I was hoping you were the pretty one, but I guess at the end of the day, the answer is smash.
Looks very French, smash before she retreats.
If a check for $300k doesn’t make you O, then I sure as shit won’t. If you bounce a check, it doesn’t really matter the amount, so write the check, get the cider, smash and leave before she tries to O or cash it.
I’d vote for you, with my peen.
Something is amiss here, even fat girls can make their face look pretty, pass on this one, a smile is not enough.
I’m a little less concerned with you being underage than I am with you being overage. It looks like you have psoriasis or very poor circulation. I’d love to help you with that by smashing you so hard that your heart double pumps, but no Blink 182.