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1 mile away with at least half a burrito, gonna have to say smash here.


Lopsided and a little childish, but 19 is 19, smash.


Plugs.. really, GTFO, pass.



Yea, I can help you out with the chicken, but you’ll have to walk your big d home through the sand when we’re done, and don’t tell your friends we smashed.


Ok Bill Cosby Jr., we can nap together – smash (after she falls asleep).


I need to find out what’s going on with that duck, and I’m willing to smash to find out.






Cho kes on D, and not 18, pass on a technicality.


The reason you’re the one before is the eyebrows, but I’m not on tinder looking for a wife, I already have one of those, and they suck, so I’ll smash.


By the powers of Phi Beta Alpha – Smash.



I also don’t discriminate – smash (but no reverse smash on me)

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