Always smash a feminist… because, equality.
If I’m going to get fisted, it might as well be a really small fist… smash.
You’re 25 like I’m 6’8″ packing 13″ – smash.
When you’re done pooping, you’ll be ready for me – back door smash.
Megan saves condoms, so don’t even bother with one, smash.
This is the kind of girl you poke holes in condoms for.
So you’re saying you can’t get any more pregnant, that’s great news – smash.
How many kids are we talking downstairs? – Smash.
Let’s have a race, we’ll see who can finish first and get home to their own bed – smash.