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She’s been smashed more times than there are stars in the sky, but smash.


Why watch it when we can make it? Smash.


She’s 1 cheeseburger away from a pass.



TANSTAAFL… smash and grab.


Tell me more about your friend in the middle?


If sex with a banana peel is better than with you… I guess I’d still need to try it. Smash.






That’s a huge phone, would not like to see my peen between those fingers. Pass.


You had me at “Molly” let’s roll – Smash.


Contact from a pre-paid phone, smash, and run fast.



If you need a 3rd husband to help you spend your money and plow your fields – smash.

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