She’s been smashed more times than there are stars in the sky, but smash.
Why watch it when we can make it? Smash.
She’s 1 cheeseburger away from a pass.
TANSTAAFL… smash and grab.
Tell me more about your friend in the middle?
If sex with a banana peel is better than with you… I guess I’d still need to try it. Smash.
That’s a huge phone, would not like to see my peen between those fingers. Pass.
You had me at “Molly” let’s roll – Smash.
Contact from a pre-paid phone, smash, and run fast.
If you need a 3rd husband to help you spend your money and plow your fields – smash.