Enough with talking about how old your baby is in weeks or months. After one year, you have to start using the years as age references.
If my girl catches the bouquet, I’m leaving her that night. This is unacceptable
This is way better than the meet girls at coffee shops advice people who know nothing give.
I haven’t had a summer body since I played 3 sports in high school. I don’t miss all the work I had to do for it
Sometimes I just want some company when I drop a deuce.
I never watched Sons of Anarchy. I don’t understand all that white trash stuff
Wait, Superman is an illegal alien? Build the wall
Seth Rogen is way funnier though
I want to get a romper just to piss people off