These Instagram hoes need to go
I think you were dating a child who just learned how to read
I hope the gift was worth the suffering. If it was a severed head, I’d be really angry
Just imagine her on Amazon prime
I hate hate hate slow walkers. Keep it moving, there’s other people in this world that need to get by
This is every single woman. You can’t get away from this. I had an ex who would ask me to explain what was happening then get upset because I explained what was happening.
Vegans. Enough said
You can’t have your girl smelling like your mom. That might spark some Oedipal complex