I have a drinking license….its no longer a permit
It’s a baahchelor party
This was me with statistics in college. Last math class I ever had to take. The nightmare finally ended
Does this ever really change or is it like running on the baseball field during a game….life time ban
If you can’t be constructive you might as well be destructive
Don’t call. Don’t text. Don’t email. I’m nice to you here, but we’re not actually friends
Not sure if you can call that a kitchen though. It’s more like a room with a lot of microwaves
Don’t even bother asking. You know why I’m here
Apparently I’m still in love with all of my exes