4. “Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.”
3. “If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’”
2. “It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”
1. “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
