The year is 2017 but the odds are you aren’t even staying up with technology which moves so much faster than human nature. There’s robots, artificial intelligence and people like Elon Musk talking about trips to Mars being cheaper than four years of college. Even with all these world changing inventions which are on the horizon, they pale in comparison to these people who are so far beyond anything we know that they can only be seen as time travelers. Here they are, if you see one of them in person, ask them how we survived world war III.
I’ve been doing it wrong for so many years
I need this in my life. Especially if I’m drunk