Bathroom Pooetry
The thing about great tag art is that it is temporary and for nobody to own
I might have had a spicy level 10 Thai dish last night and I’m trying not to die on the crapper… don’t ask me questions like this
I can’t drop a deuce without noticing the drunk octopus now.
The question is, if it really did dispense bacon, would you eat it?
That’s not gonna end up well n the Starship Enterprise
It’s not the size of the boat….it’s the motion in the ocean
I’m paranoid that people are watching me wipe
I could shut down a lot of restaurants with how hairy I am
This is why I don’t like mirrors. I don’t need that negativity in my life