And let’s also not forget that by nature, a majority of male musicians are more emotional than most women
Perhaps your bad-boy desires equate to seeking a muscle-bound fella to toss you about your boudoir and really make you feel like the bad girl/whore you’ve always wanted to be. If that’s the case, maybe the two of you can get a frequent buyer card at the local supplement store. Or maybe the tanning salon is offering couples’ discounts. Ooh, ooh, I know… You can both hit the gym together and maybe sneak into the locker room for a quickie since you’ll soon realize that’s where he spends 90 percent of his fucking time. Then again, you can always wait to fuck at home in front of a mirror and play the always-fun sex game, “Who’s got the better abs?”
maybe the tanning salon is offering couples’ discounts
So the next time you say to yourself or your idiot girlfriends, “I just want a bad boy,” think about what you’re intending to imply or what you really mean before the phrase leaves your lips. And if you just want a rough romp in the bedroom with an asshole who will make you feel like a porn star or two-dollar hooker, and never call you again, feel free to Facebook me at your convenience. That was sarcasm, by the way… In all seriousness, if that’s what you’re after, just look to your right or left. I’m sure you’ll find exactly what you seek. And when you grow weary of what I’m sure will be hours upon hours of scintillating conversation, THEN you can contact me.
