This is really a guide for women on Tinder who think a man like me who is five foot nine is a vertically challenged midget. So, for all those who are terrible at judging height, here’s a guide to talk to those fictionally tall and short people you think you encounter on a daily basis. Apparently There’s no such thing as average height anymore. You’re either tall or short, if you say you’re average, you’re short. Maybe I’ll make a dump on how to talk to average sized people next. Enjoy.
Sit down and listen to what I have to tell you
I’m tired of these giants looking down at me in a condescending way