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Growing up they always tell you that you can be whatever you want to be. They tell that that if you work hard and go to college that you will have a good job and a good life. That’s a lie. Looking back at all the time and money I spent going to college and getting a degree and seeing all these people working jobs that sound like there made up made me realize you can just make up your profession. I could’ve decided to be a lamp expert. Or a Baklava specialist. Then the big business of stupid reality television would call upon me for random interviews in an attempt to validate their horrible programming to all of their mindless viewers. At the end of the day, it’s all about the payday, right?

Here are some of the most useless jobs the world has ever seen. Enjoy.

extreme unicyclist

Is there any other kind of uni-cyclist other than extreme?

rimjob inventor

who knew that his invention would be the new big thing in 2017

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