Savage In July

Savage In July

Summer an be rough because the heat an really get to us. It causes us to make bad decisions as you can see in the spike in the murder rate. On top of that, it gets to be way too hot outside to be wearing condoms which means I’m going in raw and possibly making...
A Dump Of Savage Life

A Dump Of Savage Life

The savage life is the life for me. I can’t control it. This is probably one of the main reasons I don’t work in an office environment anymore. For example, at my old job we were in a meeting to discuss company culture. One of the issues was a low morale...
Large Dose Of Savage

Large Dose Of Savage

I’m talking about all the way to the top, yeah. I’m justifiably in a position that I’d rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Macho Madness, yeah has got more to offer than President Jack Tunney thinks that I got yeah and let...
Super Spicy Lunch Dump

Super Spicy Lunch Dump

I’m feeling spicy today. Not the kind of weak, Tapatio, Cholula, spicy, but I’m talking ghost pepper, Habanero spicy. The kind o spicy where you can’t even handle your own junk when you gotta take a piss and you can’t even touch your face for a...
A Dump Only For The Savage

A Dump Only For The Savage

My generation has been accused of being nihilistic and blamed for the progression towards a total collapse of western values and democratic nations. Maybe that’s why I woke up this morning feeling really good about posting this. The trend lately has to blame the...