The Worst Bathrooms In The World

The Worst Bathrooms In The World

There are few things worse than public restrooms and bar restrooms. Especially bathrooms in dive bars where they cram in urinals over toilets over sinks to the point it becomes one urine filled puddle with some weird guy who tries to help you wash your hands but ends...
The Worst Criminals Ever

The Worst Criminals Ever

Everybody watches organized crime movie and thinks that they would be way better criminals than the career criminals in the movies. The truth is, if any of us went into a life of crime, we would end up more like the guys from Office Space than Tony Soprano. We would...
Nice Big Afternoon Dump

Nice Big Afternoon Dump

I know you woke up today thinking today is going to be the day you get things done. You’re going to get all of your work done in the first half of the day. Then you’re going to take off from work early and do you grocery shopping and pick up all the...
More Accurate Disney Titles

More Accurate Disney Titles

It’s important to not look at Disney movies as a form of entertainment for children so their parents can smoke weed and drink in piece. What it really is, is a way for the masses to indoctrinate children into communist, socialist, fascist, liberal,...
Sesame Street:  Rated R Version

Sesame Street: Rated R Version

Here’s what I think should happen. I think Comedy Central or Adult Swim should figure out a way to get the rights to Sesame Street and make an adult version of the show. The ratings would be huge. Everybody who grew up watching the show would tune in to see...