by alex | Jul 25, 2017 | Smash Or Pass
Tinder works like this as a man You swipe right on every single woman Once you matches come in, you decide how you want to approach them. If they are super ugly or disgusting in some way, you unmatch. If they are decent but not really attractive, you try to set up a...
by alex | Jul 25, 2017 | Savage
I’m feeling spicy today. Not the kind of weak, Tapatio, Cholula, spicy, but I’m talking ghost pepper, Habanero spicy. The kind o spicy where you can’t even handle your own junk when you gotta take a piss and you can’t even touch your face for a...
by alex | Jul 24, 2017 | Cringe
Let me tell you a story about a kid named Billy. Billy was full time cringe and the number one person everybody suspected would be a school shooter. In middle school he stabbed my friend in the leg with a pencil because he said his name during class. He used to run...
by alex | Jul 24, 2017 | Savage
My generation has been accused of being nihilistic and blamed for the progression towards a total collapse of western values and democratic nations. Maybe that’s why I woke up this morning feeling really good about posting this. The trend lately has to blame the...
by alex | Jul 21, 2017 | Tasteless Memes
How many hours left until the weekend? It never goes fast enough. The last office job I had I would spend the last two hours of work drinking just to make it go by faster. We were only supposed to drink for the last hour but I would sneak some bourbon in my coffee the...
