by alex | Aug 15, 2017 | Smash Or Pass
While working on this post, I was trying to think of the worst Tinder date I have been on and it was difficult. I’m usually pretty good for the first three dates, after that it gets too close to long term commitment and I fall apart. I’ve definitely been...
by alex | Aug 15, 2017 | Fan Submissions
Sometimes I think about what life was like before the interwebs. I remember what it was like as a kid, but I don’t know what it was like to have to work a full time job without the internet. How did people get away with pretending to work? Did they stick a...
by alex | Aug 14, 2017 | Savage
Alright, who else is tired of all the insanity in this world? People are taking themselves too seriously and it’s causing a lot of problems for people like me who really just don’t have enough energy to hate. I barely have enough energy to get out of bed...
by alex | Aug 14, 2017 | Fan Submissions
Well, this is my official address to the Tasteless Nation. It looks like we’re on the brink of World War III, or possibly Civil War II, or maybe even both at the same time. It’s like a developmentally delayed version of Game of Thrones and the mad King is...
by alex | Aug 12, 2017 | Tasteless Memes
Well, it’s Saturday. And if you’re anything like me, you’re probably still in bed right now, hungover with only the tail end of a burrito for both lunch and dinner. You’re probably laying in a bed next to a living and breathing pile of regret....
