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What makes you feel old?

Seeing my parents deteriorate. My dad in particular is getting slower, weaker, and harder of hearing every day it seems. The other day I told him to avoid touching the rails on the back steps because I had just painted them, but he didn’t hear any of it, and when he got paint all over his sleeve he beat the living shit out of me with a set of jumper cables. -rogersimon10

You’re in charge of the playlist in Hell. What song do you put on repeat?

Around the World by Daft Punk. It’s a pretty good song but it’s so repetitive that it will drive you nuts after a while. I know this first hand. My dad was unemployed for a brief period when I was in high school, and because of this I usually locked my bedroom door. One night I’d crashed on a friend’s couch and forgotten that my computer’s alarm would go off at 7 the next day. The alarm was set to play a random song and Winamp was set on repeat. I got home at about 3 and heard this song playing loud from my bedroom and found several dents and shoe marks on my bedroom door. My dad beat the living shit out of me with a set of jumper cables when he got home from the bar. He later told me that the song had been playing for 5 hours before he eventually fled the house. -rogersimon10

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