It’s finally Friday and for me Happy hour started two days ago. As I’m writing this I’m blacked out and time traveling and I’m fairly certain I haven’t showered in a few days either. I smell like whiskey and depression and it’s glorious. These memes from the comments have really helped to cement my alcoholism and self hatred and I’m incredibly thankful for that. I would hate it if I was happy with a positive self image and an optimistic outlook on life. I’m smart enough to know that the world is a miserable place and I’m more than happy to be miserable with it. I have a feeling most of you who sent these fan submissions in are right there with me. So since it’s Friday, spiral deeper into your alcoholism and self loathing, laugh at dark humor and expand that glorious black soul of yours. Welcome to the real world.
Submitted by Anthony
Submitted by Alex