With Tinder you have 1 photo and about 20 characters to convince someone to give you the benefit of a smash or a well deserved pass. You might be able to tell with some of these which happens more… We’re back for another edition of smash or pass where everybody gets to pretend like they aren’t just swiping right without looking until they run out of people in their area. This is where we get to be pretend to be selective and act like we have some kind of standards when it comes to women.
Every morning I sit on the crapper and swipe through Tinder. Every woman should take solace in the fact that if we match on Tinder, odds are I hit that super like button while I was taking my morning glory. You should consider yourself lucky, or even blessed. If you’re like me, then you spend all weekend getting drunk, swiping right and hopefully having unprotected encounters with the female kind. The great thing about Tinder is you can be at a bar meeting women while also texting all those random matches you got earlier in the day. After you sift through all the spam of course. Mixed in with the usual smash or pass are some great opening lines / convos from Tinder like this one…
