(magnify lighter) Need a lighter? Yeah, I got one. It’ll take a few minutes though
(lipstick stamp) Do you need this custom made for your lips or is it one lip fits all?
(oreo dunker) You could buy one of these, or do what I do which is drop the whole thing in the milk and use a spoon. Then you have delicious choccy milk after.
(nose brace) Is this for a broken nose?
(neck brace) I hope this is a shock collar to keep you kid in his room
(scooter cannon) Beep beep, get out of my way so I can scoot scoot
(cell pocket) This actually would’ve been useful during my college years.
(pet petter) Genius if you want to completely ignore your pet
(pasta fork) Because using a regular fork is far too difficult
