(duel toiles) This is for the bros that need moral support when letting one fly
(crotch pillow) For the man with mommy issues
(puff n fluff) What does this do? Why do you need it?
(finger toy) This is like a tamagotchi but for someone who wants to give a dirty Sanchez
(eye thing) I don’t even know what this does. Is it a medical device?
(fly flask) Every alcohol needs this. This can save you some serious money at the bar. The only problem is, people in the bathroom will think you’re drinking your own piss.
(show broom) My girl said she wanted new shoes. What baby wants, baby gets.
(goldfish walker) I wish I had this when I had a goldfish. He would’ve lived longer if he went on walks
(gun phone) You can call 911 and shoot your intruder at the same time
