( plane blinders) This isn’t a horrible idea, it just looks weird. It would be nice to be able to avoid looking at the disgusting people on the plane.
(bra clock) Is this a clock or a time bomb? Every wife of a jihadist needs this.
(plant bra) Seems a little uncomfortable.
(butt cover) If you can’t handle seeing your dog’s brown eye, I don’t think you should have a dog
(camera umbrella) This is a must for the stereotypical Asian tourist
(poker face) If you don’t have a good poker face, or just a good face in general, you need this.
(cat licker) The best way to groom your cat is to get this thing that helps you lick it.
(car oven) This car oven is great for if you ever get stuck on the side of the road and need to bake a pizza
(cat mew) What is this?
