(tp hat) This is something everybody needs on the off chance they have to blow their nose.
(pillow arm) This is for the strong independent single woman
(baby hanger) Imagine having to drop a deuce with your kid staring directly at you and smiling awkwardly
(baby mop) This is actually fairly smart but you’ll be considered a bad parent for using it.
(baby scooter) This is a necessity for the mom that needs to scoot scoot
(parent swing) There’s no way this will end badly
(bacon soap) Do you put this on your bacon, or shower with it?
(electric smile) Mike Pence approves of this electro shock therapy for more smiles
(bike mower) This was made in somebody’s garage and they actually thought it would work. I’d like to give it a try.
