(Butt sharpener) I suggest buying this for your son to bring to school. He won’t get in trouble.
(Cover cleavage) What a useless item. If you don’t want to show your sweater puppies, just buy a shirt that covers them.
(baby hamster) I love anything that treats children like useless animals. With this, you can go to Vegas for the weekend and not have to worry about your baby.
(duck costume) I don’t even know what this is or why it was made but the fact it has Japanese (I think) on the ad, it makes sense.
(dog bowl) This is what every woman who calls her dogs her children has for a dog bowl.
(door knob) This is for every parent who has a stupid kid. On the bright side, it doubles as a dildo.
(finger) What the hell is this? Is it a candy?
(hand chopper) How many times do you chop your fingers off while cooking dinner before you realize you need one of these?
(sleep stand) If you need one of these, I think you’re being overworked.
(kid blinders) Not sure how these will do in an accident, but then again, keeping your kids from fighting in the back might stop intentional “accidents”
