(share a cigg) This is something couples would post on social media if Facebook existed back then
(computer sweater) I think this is designed for those with porn addictions
(telescope glasses) Nobody is sneaking up on you with these
(sweet shirt) The hottest item for annoying couples
(toilet desk) For the man who gets shit done
(finger brush) The latex condom makes me uncomfortable
(ankle washer) When you’re overworked and don’t have time for laundry, this will do the trick
(walking bag) So you can take a nap the moment you get to work
