(pizza pouch) I actually got this as a joke gift for a girl I was dating.
(pin alarm) Wakes you up, then punctures your finger
(pillow hat) If you have narcolepsy, this could save your life
(remote hat) This is something we all need when at home so we never have to look for a remote ever again.
(ramen shield) This is designed by the same guy who invented the splash guard at the urinal.
(pop chain) The most annoying keychain ever
(sleep stand) Not a horrible idea
(shoe umbrella) I’m sure your shoes won’t get wet with these. Puddles aren’t’ a thing
(hair dryer) Didn’t have time to dry your hair this morning? Just put this bad boy on and you’re all good
