No woman will ever turn you down on this couch
This is what every person who doesn’t want to commit to a relationship needs
This could really be any wooden instrument you want if you have an imagination.
Is this a new version of the Ring?
If she’s attractive, I’ll give her a go
I used to carry pocket dogs with me but that’s a little unhealthy so I switched to avocados
I didn’t know fish could be like this
I don’t think this is legal
This sounds like a winner to me